Monday, March 17, 2008

That Reminds Me of....

Wizard of Creativity had a posting about footbath therapy. It was great and very interesting. However, sinc I'm a joke teller, it reminded me of one I'd like to pass on:

A middled aged blond woman heard that if you bathed in milk, it would do wonders for your skin in softening it and removing unwanted wrinkles. She ddecided to try it and left a note for her milkman to ring the doorbell when he made his morning delivery so she could order the required milk for the bath. He did as directed and she answered the door. She told him about what she had heard and asked if he, the milkman, could deliver enough milk so she could take the desired bath. The milkman thought for a moment and then said "Would you like that pasteurized?" The blond said "No, just up to my bellybutton."

I'll post more as things remind me of good strories.